December 2009
105 posts
COLE 3:16
(via Cole Escola: Lifestyles)
NEW YORK GIRLZ
HOLIDAY FUN WITH THE UNINSURED
I had a fun dream last night!
In the dream, my boss Mary called me up and said, “Last night we had a dinner party, and one of our dentist friends lost a bet. So guess what your Christmas bonus is? Tomorrow night at five o’clock, he’s gonna meet you in the basement at work and take a look at your teeth! He’ll probably fix whatever needs to be fixed right there. He is the...
"VAGINA-PENIS EXCHANGE"
Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage
HAHAHA
Did everybody see this?
"NONPLUSSED"
I think people have begun to use the word “nonplussed” to mean “unfazed” or “uninterested.”
Actually, it means “utterly perplexed.”
Just so you know.
CHARITY
Does anybody else think these little cries for help on Facebook are hilarious?
I like the one that says “Make Facebook better for ___________.”
XMAS WEIRDO!
Gah I love Kate Bush. “December Will Be Magic Again.”
KRAMPUS KRUSADERS
I’m gonna guess that most of the people who talk about the “War on Christmas” don’t know about Krampus. I just can’t really see American Christians being OK with it.
It’s a shame. God I would love a yearly Krampus TV special! Krampus sweaters, bloody candy canes, Mrs. Krampus. America needs Krampus.
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
Who are these people? Can we be friends with them?
Punk rock caroling and burning Santa? “Happy Krampus”? This is so great.
I wanna go!
FNKY CHRSTMS
This has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas and everything to do with Jordan Knight. Between Jordan Knight and Jordan Catalano, my fate was sealed.
LINK: "THE TOP TEN YEARS OF THE DECADE" →
HEY GALS! WANNA GROW A PENIS? GUYS, DO YOU WISH...
Well, maybe you can.
LAWD LAWD LAWD.
DON'T BE GAY. DON'T SMOKE.
New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens ‘It’s Gay To Smoke’
From “The Onion.”
Amazing.
"I CAN DO NO WRONG, FOR I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS."
It’s amazing that I ever got this one past my all-seeing parents as a child. They kept me away from the sorcerer in “The Smurfs,” but somehow I got to see Satan create and destroy life and tell kids, “You are but a thought.”
Fucking righteous.
UM NUM
ME TOO